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Mr Bean Holiday
Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Emma De Caunes, Jean Rochefort, Karel Roden, Max Baldry, Willem Dafoe
Directed by: Steve Bendelack


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Disc 1

* Run Time: 1 Hours and 30 Minutes
* MPAA Rating: G
* Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (English), Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (French)
* Subtitles: English SDH, French, Spanish
* Picture: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.85:1)
* Color

* Bonus:Deleted Scenes
* French Beans
* Beans in Cannes
* The Human Bean


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Other DVDs with Rowan Atkinson:
Bean, Johnny English, Love Actually

Other DVDs with Willem Dafoe:
Born on the Fourth of July, American Dreamz

Saturday, March 29, 2008


Comedy series

Mr. Bean was a British comedy television series of 13 half-hour episodes starring Rowan Atkinson. It was written by Atkinson, Robin Driscoll, Richard Curtis and Ben Elton. The self-titled first episode was broadcast on 1 January 1990, with the final episode, "Goodnight, Mr. Bean", on 31 October 1995.

Mr. Bean

The title character, played by Atkinson, is a selfish, childlike, sometimes ingenious, and generally likeable buffoon who frequently gets into hilarious situations due to his various schemes and contrivances. The show relies upon physical comedy, with Mr. Bean speaking very little dialogue. He lives alone in his small flat in Highbury, North London.

Mr. Bean often seems unaware of basic aspects of the way the world works, and the programme usually features his attempts at what would normally be considered simple tasks, such as going swimming, redecorating or taking an exam. The humour largely comes from his original solutions to any problems and his total disregard for others when solving them. Indeed, some of Bean's actions occasionally have a particularly malevolent aspect to them.

At the beginning of episode two onwards, Mr. Bean falls from the sky in a beam of light. These opening sequences were initially in black and white in episodes 2 and 3, and were intended by the producers to show his status as an "ordinary man cast into the spotlight". However, later episodes showed Mr. Bean dropping from the night sky in a deserted London street, against the backdrop of St. Paul's Cathedral. Later in the animated series he was shown to be an alien. Atkinson himself has acknowledged that Bean "has a slightly alien aspect to him".

Mr. Bean's Teddy

Teddy (usually pronounced "Teddie" by Mr. Bean) is Mr. Bean's teddy bear, generally regarded as Mr. Bean's best friend. Although inanimate, he is invaluable as a trusted conspirator, easy to beat at chess and doubles as a good dish cloth or paint brush in an emergency. The bear is a dark brown, knitted oddity with button eyes and sausage-shaped limbs and invariably ends up broken in half or in various other states of destruction. Occasionally, Teddy seems to be almost animate, for example when Mr. Bean hypnotizes Teddy, snaps his fingers and the bear's head falls backwards as if he's fallen asleep instantly.

Mr. Bean's Car

Mr. Bean's car, a MkIII Austin Mini, developed a character of sorts. At first, an orange Mini was Mr. Bean's vehicle of choice, but this was crashed at the end of the first episode. From then on, the car was lime green with a black bonnet. It made its first appearance in 'The Curse of Mr. Bean'. BTW, I was thinking of a Party theme, and I thought whether we can do a funny theme, check this website Party Supplies.

The Mini was central to several antics, such as Mr. Bean getting dressed in it whilst driving or steering it whilst sitting in an armchair strapped to the roof. It also had a number of innovative security measures; Mr. Bean fitted the door with a bolt-latch and padlock, rather than use the lock fitted on the car, and he always removed the steering wheel instead of the key, which formed a running joke in several episodes, at one point deterring a car thief. The car was crushed by a tank in 'Back to School Mr. Bean', but returned in later episodes.

The Mini is often seen in conflict with a light blue Reliant Regal Supervan III, which will usually get tipped over, crashed into, bumped out of its parking space and so forth.

One of the original Mr. Bean Minis is on display at the Cars of the Stars Motor Museum in Keswick, northern England.

Other Characters

Although Mr. Bean is the only significant human character in the program, other characters appear, usually as foils for his various antics. There is only one recurring supporting character, his sometime "girlfriend" Irma Gobb (played by Matilda Ziegler). However, several notable British actors and comedians appear alongside Atkinson in sketches as various one-off supporting characters, including Richard Briers, Angus Deayton, Nick Hancock, David Schneider and Richard Wilson.

Monday, March 24, 2008


Category - Comedy

Mr. Bean is a comedy show about a man whose whole life is one funny situation after another. He hardly talks, but words are not needed. Everything he does is funny. From playing golf, going to the dentist, and going to church. Mr. Bean is a grown man, but he acts like a child. He has a stuffed bear named Teddy that he carries around with him all the time. This show is full of laugh after laugh!

In the hospital Mr. Bean can't be bothered to wait for his number. Then he tries to get a picture of a guard in with his camera. And finally the title of this episode comes true when Mr. Bean has trouble sleeping.

Mr Bean attempts to play mini golf where he has trouble keeping his ball on the course. He then heads all over in an effort to get it back to the golf course. He then gets his wires crossed and loses his laundry so he has to borrow some rather embarrassing clothes.

Mr. Bean poses as a hair dresser and ruins people's hair. Then he goes to a games area and cheats at the buzzer game. He enters Teddy in a pet show and wins first prize. Mr. Bean then loses his ticket to on the train and has to try to get off.

Mr. Bean takes his date to an ice skating show, featuring Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean. When he sits in the wrong seat, he decides, instead of walking around the ice, he will walk through it. However, just as he walks onto the ice, the show starts, and Mr. Bean is caught up in the action.

Mr Bean goes back to school where he messes up in chemistry when he tries out some of the ingredients on offer. He is then outraged at the nude model in his art class and causes a problem when he takes someone elses trousers and has to then find his own. In the last scene Mr Bean gets distracted eating cakes and misses the tank heading straight for his mini!

Friday, March 14, 2008


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चुटकले ही चुटकले ... ( JOKES & SMS)
  • अगर दो पीपल के Trees को एक रस्सी से बाँध दिया जाए तो उस रस्सी को क्या कहेंगे ? - ज़वाब : Nokia Connecting Pipal.
  • गब्बर : कितने आदमी थे ? संभा : सरदार दो गब्बर : मुझे गिनती नही आती , ये दो कितने होते है संभा : सरदार २, १ के बाद आता है और दो के पहेले क्या आता है ? संभा : २ के पहेले १ आता है गब्बर : तो बीच में कौन आता है ? संभा : बीच में कोई नही आता गब्बर : तो फिर दोनों एक साथ क्योँ नही आते ? संभा : Sir 1 के बाद ही 2 आ सकता है क्यूंकि 2, 1 से बड़ा होता है संभा : 2, 1 से कितना बड़ा है ? संभा : 2, 1 से 1 number बड़ा है गब्बर : अगर 2, 1 से बड़ा है तो 1, 1 से कितना बड़ा है ? संभा : सरदार मैंने आपका नमक खाया है मुझे अब गोली मार दो
  • A Chinese walks into a bar in America late on night and he saw Steven Spielberg, As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asked for his autograph, Instead, Spielberg Give him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombard our pearlHarbour, get outta here.", The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombard your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". ... .... Steven Spielberg replied - "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, u all are same"........ In Return, the Chinese give Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefather were on that ship" ...... Shocked, Spielberg replied, "It was the Iceberg that sankt the ship, not me"...... The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same".
  • A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughter.The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters:
    Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha,I am sending Puj. Ba's dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kadhywad, GUJARAT , India.Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed.You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you.Near Ba's feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct!! Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and rest you can decide. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take it.The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews.Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Anubhavi
    P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days...
  • Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
    Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
    Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
    Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
    Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
    Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
  • Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
    Mr. Bean: 9
    Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
    Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
  • Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
    Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
    Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
  • Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
    Mr. Bean: 16
    Friend: Why?
    Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
  • Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
    Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
    Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
    Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
  • Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
    Friend: condolence, my friend.
    (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
    Friend: what now?
    Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
  • Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
    Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
  • Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?
    Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!    
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