THIS:

What the fuckity fuck is going on here?? Jesus on a Segway, somebody cover that woman up! Seriously, I'm at a loss.
I guess this chick is on one of those Real Housewives of Somesuchcrap show, but I don't watch that shit. All I know is, that just ain't right.
Thank you, Dlisted, for scarring me for life with this woman's hideous tits. Eeeesh.