A minute later, he gives me one of his classic, oh-so-smooth & charming pick-up lines, "So, uh... ya wanna fool around?"
So romantic.
I looked at him like he'd sprouted a second head. The look on my face must have said it all - I was wearing elastic-waist shorts and a baggy, faded t-shirt, my hair was in a messy knot on top of my head, bangs held back by the glamorous and tres chic bobby pin, glasses on, and I was presently chewing on a handful of Tums (shut up). Sex KITTEN, that's me!
I just don't "get" men sometimes.
ANYWHOOOOOO. Let's play a GAME!
Ok, let's play a little game of "Bang, Marry, or Smack." This is a variation on the Howard Stern "Fuck, Marry, Kill," game, but just slightly nicer because, well, I'm slightly nicer than Howard. I think.
Here are your choices, and the rules are simple - of these three celebs, who would you bang, who would you marry, and who would you smack upside de heyd?
For the Men: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mariah Carey and Kate Winslet. Go!
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For the ladies: Bill Murray, Russell Crow, and Christian Bale. Go!
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![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgj4B6HccaV8eytNAiLbuFlMGFaT5F6dkXH6BbCT0iTumllqHX7hyphenhyphenoP17a8dE87DSqh_pcQMkqHneUpmR4G1P9YpASHS36AHOVbbOpzchUR9BKoTmP3cEAzphs6pN4LjaZ3X7T-aOfLfLo/s200/russell-crowe.jpg)
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Don't forget to tell me why, and feel free to do the same gender options if you're so inclined. The OOBH is a judgement-free zone. :)