I've got a few odds & ends for the stew this week, and as always I hope you brought your appetites! Put your elbows on the table, chew with your mouths open, and dig in!
Ingredient 1: The Simpsons make Ke$ha look good.
Last week The Simpsons did a classic lipdub of Ke$ha's Tik Tok, and I thought it was really cute. Regardless of what you may think about the
Via Hulu, which is being a beyotch this morning and not letting me just make a CLIP of this instead of using the whole video. Hrmph.
Ingredient 2: Keep sharp objects away from infants at all times, Gary!
That includes those massive chompers of yours.

Thank you, Dlisted.
PS) You all know I love Gary Busey's insanely funny (emphasis on insane) Tweets. If you're not following GaryJBusey on Twitter, you're missin' out.
Ingredient 3: Nerdy Couple Alert!

Hey, it takes a nerd to know one - I dressed up my whole family in Star Wars costumes last Halloween, remember? I don't judge.
Via Buzzfeed
Ingredient 4: Hairless cat update

Since you asked (Frank), wax regrowth doesn't itch at all.
That is all.
Ingredient 5: Cinco de Mayo came and went, and all I did to celebrate was eat turkey tacos for dinner.

Courtesy of Holy Taco, naturally.
Meh. Not my favorite holiday, though I do love Tex-Mex. In the old days I would have been out drinking margaritas, but this year I helped my kid do first grade word problems, ate tacos, watched Lost (holy hell - did you guys see Lost this week?!) and went to bed. I'm gettin' old.
That's all she wrote! Hope you all have a lovely weekend. Don't forget to call your moms and/or be nice to your wife. That's an order, soldier!
XOXO