Here goes:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the best thing about my crap job is the office park I work in. See how pwetty?
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When the blossoms fell, it looked like it had snowed flower petals:
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Speaking of my crap job, before I left on vacation I did a little experiment to see just how lazy my asshole coworkers are. I am responsible for ordering the office supplies, and when they come in I put them away, too. It's one of those thankless duties that no one notices until I don't do it, just like 90% of my job. Before I left for my week-long vacation, I passive-aggressively ordered several cases of copier paper just to see what would happen if I didn't unpack them and put them away. I should have known that they would be sitting there waiting for me in the middle of the copy room when I returned A WEEK later.
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You know you're a redneck if.... I somehow manage to get behind this guy in his "deer slayer" truck almost every morning on my drive to work. He's hard to miss.
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My child picked me some "flowers" for Mother's Day. He really shouldn't have.
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The only way to travel: in PJs and mouse ears!
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HUGS!
My kid is stylin'! This is how he dressed himself for our date to go see Iron Man 2 last Saturday.
Happy Hump Day!