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Thankfully he and the boys made it safely home after dropping me at the office. The house is clean, laundry is done, fridge is stocked, & Jim has plenty of beer... I'M OUTTA HERE!
Of course, as I sit here at work I'm keeping an eye on the airport situation. As of right now, it's looking grim:
I'm keeping my fingers crossed and hoping for the best! At the worst, Mala and I will have extra time at the airport to enjoy a few pre-flight cocktails.
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Since a few of you mentioned that you'd be scanning the police reports for our names next week (and honestly, I can't rule anything out), I thought it might be fun to take a little trip down Mug Shot Lane. A sort of cautionary tale, yes? Enjoy!
All of these pics are from TMZ.
Vanilla Ice, Ice, Baby
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Word to your motha (if that word is, "Hey Mom, I need bail money.")
Snooki
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Poof-less
Nicole Richie
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Ah, Vicodin and weed on an empty stomach... breakfast of champions, eh Nicole?
Yasmeen Bleeth
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Yikes. Meth is a powerful drug.
Nick Nolte
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You can practically see the stink lines.
Hugh Grant
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You'd look sheepish too if you were caught picking up a tranny!
John Mayer
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I had no idea that it was illegal to be a douchebag! I think I have a few people to report....
The guy from Color Me Bad (whose name I'm not bothering to look up)
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I wanna lock you up!
Mike Tyson
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He may be crazy, but at least he's not crazy!
Lindsay Lohan
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Just one of her many mugshots, but my personal favorite. Something about the glassy eyes & crusty upper lip just speaks to me.
Dawn Wells
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Oh, Mary Ann.... The "P" in PTA stands for pot.
Haley Joel Osment
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I see dead people... because I just hit them with my '96 Saturn station wagon while drunk and high. Oops.
My personal favorite: Rip Torn
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Agent S for Sadz.
Okay, enjoy your weekends and stay safe, my peeps! I'll be talking to you on OSCAR SUNDAY, where I may end up wearing my woolen mittens. Sigh.
*AIR KISSES*
XOXO