Greetings, people of the interwebz!  It's Wednesday and I'm in a rather foul mood.  Again.  It might have something to do with the fact that my kid keeps waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn, so I'm beat.  Or perhaps it's because I had to go head-to-head with my older son's teacher yesterday after he got in trouble for yawning in class yesterday.  Yes, 
yawning.   Ummm, WTF?  
Listen, D, I know you're only seven, but could you PLEASE try to be more robotic?  It would make life in grammar school much easier for all of us.  Mkay, thaaaaaanks!*eye roll*
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After I fired off a "What the fucking fuck is the meaning of this?" email the teacher called and spoke to Jim about it.  Long story short, she agreed that maybe she shouldn't be riding a 2nd grader like Secretariat and we agreed not to call the principal and complain about her.  So now everybody's happy... ish.  But we'll be keeping a close eye on things from now on. 
Anyhooters, I could use a good chuckle, couldn't you?  Allow me to display some of the gems I've unearthed during my usual internet wanderings lately.  I think we'll both feel better afterwards.
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| I am Batman.  Er... Catman. | 
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This is my favorite: movies associated with each state in the U.S.  
What About Bob?  I'll take it!  I thought they'd go with the obvious choice of 
On Golden Pond, but whatevs.  What did you get?
(Click to enlarge.... that's what she said!)
There.  I *do* feel a little better.  Hope you do, too.  :) 
Have a great Hump Day!
* In space terms that's about a half a million miles.