You know the rules. Of the following celebs, which one would you bang like a screen door in the wind, ma-wwy like Princess Buttercup, or smack like a rude frat boy?
Feel free to choose both boys & girls - we don't judge.
The Ladies:
Professional Weight-Gainer Kirstie Alley

Funny Lady/Potty Mouth Sarah Silverman

Actress/GILF Betty White

The Guys:
Musician/reality star/bandana-wearer Bret Michaels

Singer/songwriter/blabbermouth John Mayer

Vanilla Gorilla/TV personality/philanderer Jesse James

Post your answers & join the fun. C'mon, you know you want to....