You know the rules. Of the following celebs, which one would you bang like a screen door in the wind, ma-wwy like Princess Buttercup, or smack like a rude frat boy?
Feel free to choose both boys & girls - we don't judge.
The Ladies:
Professional Weight-Gainer Kirstie Alley
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Funny Lady/Potty Mouth Sarah Silverman
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Actress/GILF Betty White
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The Guys:
Musician/reality star/bandana-wearer Bret Michaels
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRQx5FZsqlttfZt7qRMJhIImxFgBBKVOir0A950TXrV0W9CebtqxM-YeqPEGSvIw-QTEO8brr7WPwG8EQtAOP7TnzQv-9kSOMC6Pnyd3_fZaGm2h_7LLa-nBXAeeQX8-UWCOun4dY24as/s320/bretmichaels.jpg)
Singer/songwriter/blabbermouth John Mayer
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHH8mXuoyAYyIbsGHhFGiqy-Vrtu5VLbgApRx8AmbxbgCUZLQ3-9ukyI8D5EXfy2pZLzezfWSqoECHGSZB31n4xExZWYZzOGAX_mX6pYg9sPO0xxF_9qG4VSYDRhF56w2-eCzUjTtITEo/s320/john-mayer.jpg)
Vanilla Gorilla/TV personality/philanderer Jesse James
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